Things You Don't Want to Hear IV

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Things You Don't Want to Hear When Regaining Consciousness.

Has anyone seen my watch?

That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk.

Well, this book doesn't say that... What edition is your manual?

Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie. If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week.

What do you mean, he's not insured?

Let's hurry; I don't want to miss "Baywatch."

That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that?

Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse!

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