Where's Your Respect?
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| Joke ID | #15076 |
| Funny |    (2.19) |
| Rating |   (1.72) |
| Category | Religious |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
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A congregation honors a rabbi for twenty-five years of service by sending him to Oahu for a week, all expenses paid. When he enters his hotel room, there's a nude girl lying on the bed.
He picks up the phone, calls his temple, and says, "Where is your respect? As your rabbi, I am extremely angry with you."
Hearing this, the girl immediately gets up and starts to get dressed.
He says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you..."
