Calling In Sick
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| Joke ID | #15038 |
| Funny |   (1.88) |
| Rating |   (1.27) |
| Category | At Work |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she's not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What in the hell is anal glaucoma?" he inquires.
"Well, I just can't see my ass coming to work today."
