Drumming Up Business
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| Joke ID | #14955 |
| Funny |   (2.92) |
| Rating |   (0.98) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
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A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.
Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."
A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."
