The Ring
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| Joke ID | #14940 |
| Funny |    (2.54) |
| Rating |   (1.04) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
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My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood it turns green.
But when I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time the cheap bastard will buy me a diamond!
