Five Finger Discount
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| Joke ID | #14795 |
| Funny |    (2.68) |
| Rating |   (1.4) |
| Category | Puns |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
| Corrected By |
soaringeyrien    |
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My friend and I were in a record store to buy a 45-speed record of his favourite song. After he located it, he realized that he had forgotten his wallet. Instead of going out and getting his wallet, he decided to get a five-finger discount (shoplift) so he put it down his pants.
Well, as we were leaving the store, the cashier stopped him and said, "Excuse me, but is that a record in your pants?"
To this he responded, "It may not be a record, but I'm mighty proud of it."
