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| Joke ID | #14370 |
| Funny |    (2.56) |
| Rating |   (0.72) |
| Category | Blond |
| Submitted By | Muhammadbinhamza    |
| Corrected By |
boodler    |
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The Titanic is going to sink. Everybody on the ship is
shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then an Italian asks a nearby blond on the ship, Italian: "How far is land from here?"
Blond: "Two miles."
Italian: "Only two miles? Then why are these fools making so much noise? I can swim even further."
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the surface to ask something again.
Italian: "Just tell me which side is the land two miles from here?"
Blond: "Downwards......"
