Quotes Over The Years II
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| Joke ID | #14086 |
| Funny |   (2.1) |
| Rating |   (1.16) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
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Age 27 - I've learned that I should never praise my mother's cooking when I'm eating something fixed by my wife.
Age 30 - I've learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
Age 31 - I've learned that nothing really bad happens when you tear those little "do not remove" tags from pillows.
Age 42 - I've learned that marrying for money is the hardest way of getting it.
Age 52 - I've learned that if you like garlic salt and Tabasco sauce you can make almost anything taste good.
Age 53 - I've learned that after age 50 you get the furniture disease. That's when your chest falls into your drawers.
