Things You Don't Want to Hear III

Joke ID#13797
Funny (2.86)
Rating (0.69)
Submitted Byboodler
Special Add To My Favorites

Rate Joke
(153 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.

Things You Don't Want to Hear When Regaining Consciousness.

"OK, make a wish and pull."

"Back in a minute. Gotta put money in the meter."

"What he doesn't know, won't hurt us."

"Tilt that TV a bit. I can't see the game."

"That PROVES aliens have taken over our bodies."

"Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

"I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses."

"Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

"I learned that when I studied to be a vet."

"Poor guy... Maybe we should give him a sex change."

"He looks like my ex-wife's attorney... The one who got her the house, the car, the money... he even got her!..."

"C L E A R!"

Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?