Some Groucho Marx Quotes
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| Joke ID | #13399 |
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| Category | One Liners |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
Who are you going to believe; me, or your own eyes?
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
