Some More One Liners V
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| Joke ID | #13308 |
| Funny |    (2.21) |
| Rating |   (1.11) |
| Category | One Liners |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
Mental backup in progress - Do not disturb!
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
If you can't read this, you're illiterate.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
