An Elderly Man Called 911..............
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| Joke ID | #13247 |
| Funny |    (1.77) |
| Rating |   (2.36) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | bmonkey   |
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boodler     |
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An elderly man called 911 and said he thought his wife might be dead.
Operator: "MIGHT be dead? Sir, can't you tell if she is dead?"
Man: "I'm not quite sure."
Operator: "Well, what makes you THINK that she could be dead?"
Man: "Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are beginning to pile up in the sink."
