Anything You Can Do


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Joke ID#12562
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An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge. The B-52, however, continued its flight, straight and level.

Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "I'm waiting, what are you going to do?"

"We just shut down two engines."



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