The Elephant and the Turtle
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| Joke ID | #12256 |
| Funny |    (2.53) |
| Rating |   (0.79) |
| Category | Puns |
| Submitted By | Battery      |
| Corrected By |
boodler |
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An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. He ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.
"What did you do that for?" asked a passing giraffe.
"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."
"Wow, what a memory!" commented the giraffe.
"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall."
