Some More One Liners


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Joke ID#11803
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CategoryOne Liners  
Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By Celanba
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I bought a book called "How to Hug," and when I got it home, found it was volume 7 of an encyclopedia.

I phoned the gym, and asked if they could teach me to do the splits. The girl asked if I was flexible, and I said I couldn't do Tuesdays.



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