Sorry I'm Late . . .


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Joke ID#11739
Funny (1.42)
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CategoryGross  
Submitted Byboodler
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Billy turns up at school very late one morning, and the teacher asks the reason why he's late.

"Sorry, Miss, my dad got burned."

"I'm sorry to hear that; I hope it's not serious," she replies.

"Oh, they don't piss about at the crematorium, Miss!"



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