The Psychiatrists


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Joke ID#11571
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Submitted Byboodler
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"OK," said the psychiatrist, "let's try some tests. I'll draw something, and you say what it reminds you of."

He draws a house, and the patient says, "Sex."
He draws a square, and the patient says, "Sex."
He draws a circle, and the patient says, "Sex."
He draws a trangle, and the patient says, "Sex."
He draws a diamond, and the patient says, "Sex."

"I see; it seems to me," says the trick-cyclist,"you have a fixation with sex."

"Me? Who's drawing all these dirty pictures?"

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A man is referred to a psychiatrist because he imagines himself to be a pet dog.

"All right, lie on the couch," says the doctor.

"Sorry, I'm not allowed on the furniture!"




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