Elephant Jokes (Plus One Mouse Joke)
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| Joke ID | #11535 |
| Funny |    (1.76) |
| Rating |   (0.81) |
| Category | Animal |
| Submitted By | boodler     |
| Corrected By |
Celanba  |
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What's gray and comes in packets?
Instant elephant.
What's gray and comes in buckets?
An elephant.
What's gray and has a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
How do elephants hide in cherry trees?
They paint their toe-nails red.
How do elephants get down from cherry trees?
Sit on a leaf and wait for fall.
How do elephants hide in custard?
Paint the soles of their feet yellow and hide upside down.
