2 Girls Move
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Joke ID | #11499 |
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Category | Gross |
Submitted By | boodler![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Celanba![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Two prostitutes moved to a new town, and on their first Sunday, went to church.
One of the girls was quite proud of her singing; the other felt she couldn't carry a tune in a bucket, so was quiet.
After one desultory hymn, the priest berated the congregation, "Quite clearly, there are some who are singing, and some who are not. Can we please have a more concerted effort for the other hymns?"
One whisper to her friend, "My word, how did he know about us so quickly?"