It Must Suck Being a Penis


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Joke ID#11303
Funny (1.79)
Rating (2.2)
CategoryGross  
Submitted Bysettra626
Corrected By boodler
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It must suck being a penis because-

1. Your best friends are nuts
2. Your closest neighbour is an asshole
3. You vomit when you're excited
4. Your owner abuses you

And if you're in the mood-

5. You work double-duty on Tuesday.



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