The Advanced Baby
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| Joke ID | #11115 |
| Funny |    (2.51) |
| Rating |   (1.6) |
| Category | Children |
| Submitted By | ComfyAndJoy    |
| Corrected By |
boodler   |
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A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.
"Are you my doctor?" he asked.
"Yes, I am."
The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth."
He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"
"Yes, I am," she said.
"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.
He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"
"Yes, I am," his father answered.
The baby motioned him to come closer, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times, saying,
"I want you to know that
THAT HURTS!"
