Gun Shop Robbery
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| Joke ID | #998 |
| Funny |    (1.11) |
| Rating |   (1.44) |
| Category | At Work |
| Submitted By | snowmachine88     |
| Corrected By |
schatzy228   |
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I broke in to a gun shop last week. I didn't know that the owner lived on-site. He must have spent every night for the last ten years thinking of what he would do to the poor, hapless soul who would try to break in. I pointed my gun at him and he held up a grenade as he ran at me. I should be able to breath again in a few years. The old shopkeeper is dead, but, man, he got a hell of a laugh in before he left the world, Kamikaze style.
