Kitten of the Dorm
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| Joke ID | #991 |
| Funny |    (2.58) |
| Rating |   (0.82) |
| Category | College |
| Submitted By | snowmachine88     |
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deepsea   |
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My college doesn't allow pets in my dorm, so when I got a kitten I had the guys in my dorm refer to him as "the Book" to avoid suspicion.
One morning, as I carried the kitten out to my car in a crate, my girlfriend stopped me and asked, "where are you taking the Book?"
"She's getting Spayed today," I said.
"Hmm..." she said. "I guess that means no sequels!"
