Heart Attack
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| Joke ID | #9791 |
| Funny |    (2.45) |
| Rating |   (0.59) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | enderofgames      |
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Because an increasing number of people are having heart attacks while gambling, the big, high-class casinos are now equipped with sophisticated defibrillators. They are computer-controlled to deliver the exact electric shock needed to revive a heart attack victim. That is, if you're at a big, high-class casino.
At the cheaper casinos downtown, they just drag you across the carpet and touch your finger to the doorknob.
