Record Store
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| Joke ID | #9669 |
| Funny |   (2.89) |
| Rating |   (0.42) |
| Category | Puns |
| Submitted By | enderofgames      |
| Corrected By |
taran083 |
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A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked.
"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."
"Is that a record?" the caller inquired, puzzled in her turn.
"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."
