Pinocchio
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| Joke ID | #9103 |
| Funny |    (2.29) |
| Rating |   (2.31) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | jho82 |
| Corrected By |
chocoholic471    |
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Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex.
Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.
Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
