Three Vampires
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| Joke ID | #883 |
| Funny |   (1.91) |
| Rating |   (0.85) |
| Category | Bar |
| Submitted By | Gizzer     |
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Three vampires go into a bar. The bartender asks the first one, "What can I getcha?"
The first vampire replies, "I'll have a pint of blood".
The bartender then asks the second vampire, and he too orders a pint of blood.
The bartender turns to the third vampire and asks, "What about you?"
The third vampire says, "I think I'll have a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "OK, so that will be two Bloods and one Blood Lite."
