Two Eskimos
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| Joke ID | #869 | 
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| Category | Puns | 
| Submitted By | Einat17 | 
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Two Eskimos sitting in their boat were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the boat, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
