Museum Curator
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| Joke ID | #858 |
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| Category | Puns |
| Submitted By | Gizzer     |
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The assistant curator of the musuem came to the head curator with a couple of problems. "Sir, the mummy is damp and getting mouldy. And the white mouse in the maze exhibit has developed dry skin."
The head curator thought for a minute, then advised, "Put your mummy where your mouse is."
