Eve and Adam?
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| Joke ID | #855 |
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| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | Gizzer     |
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Eve, in the Garden of Eden, called out, "Lord, I have a problem." And the Lord said, "What's the matter, Eve?"
"I know You created me and this beautiful garden. But I'm lonely - and I'm sick of eating apples."
"Well, in that case," replied the Almighty, "I'll create a man for you."
"What's a man?"
"He's a flawed creature with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to listen. But he's big and fast and muscular. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball and hunting animals."
"Sounds great!" replied Eve.
"There's one condition," added the Lord. "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
