First Time Intimacy
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| Joke ID | #8508 |
| Funny |    (2.3) |
| Rating |   (2.41) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | phynyxs     |
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A young man from Peking and a first generation Chinese American woman get married. On the wedding night he climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring, saying, "My darling, I know this is your first time and you must be frightened."
She says that is true but she will do anything he wants.
The groom says "Let's start with 69."
And she says, "You want broccoli with beef?"
