Hungry Bats
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| Joke ID | #849 |
| Funny |   (2.95) |
| Rating |   (0.68) |
| Category | Animal |
| Submitted By | CURLY-2 |
| Corrected By |
absy    |
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Two Vampire bats are in a cave, both very hungry. The first bat goes out looking for some food. He comes back later with nothing.
The second bat tries not long afterwords. 5 minutes later he returns, blood all over his face!
"Wow!" said the first bat "You must've had a big meal, where did you get that?"
"Well, can you see that large redwood over there?"
"Yes" replies the first bat.
"Well I bloody well didn't."
