Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
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| Joke ID | #8471 |
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| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | crazycriely     |
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kebron   |
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Darwin's Answer:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Another of Darwin's Answers:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected
in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
Johnny Cochran 's Answer:
Because the road was black and the chicken was white. We must acquit.
Snoop Dogg 's Answer:
This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know
what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.
Bill Cosby 's Answer:
Weeelll, ya see, the chicken crossed the road, and to get... to...the jello pudding pops.
Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.
George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Neil Armstrong's Answer:
To go where no chicken has gone before.
Another Answer:
That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.
