Birthday
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| Joke ID | #8396 |
| Funny |    (2.29) |
| Rating |   (0.45) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | Phaedorna     |
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A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.
He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."
"My goodness," he says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
