The Strugle For "sence-able" Truth...As is
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| Joke ID | #8233 |
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| Category | Bar |
| Submitted By | seandidy     |
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kellyc_12_2004   |
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The following actually occured last year in a resturaunt in Redford, Michigan.
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So........There's an empty bar,at the far right a man
walks up, sits down, and orders a ginger ale.
Another guy sits down at the opposite side of the bar a few minutes later and orders a glass of white wine. He says aloud in a quiet voice, "How could our President try to stop gay marriage?"
Then the man at the far right answered, "Because marriage is bettween a man and a women and anyone who disagrees is going to have to change how they feel eventually if they want to go to heaven." (He sips his ginger ale, and puts his head in his hand to support himself.)
"But really why? That seems so biased. It just doesn't seem fair. Why must he do this?"
"Because my God deems such things unlawful, and apparently the President seems to agree with him."
"Really..."(noding his head in an inquisetive way, expecting to be enlightend). He asked, "What else does your God disaprove of?"
"Pork."
