Alzheimer's


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Joke ID#7760
Funny (1.92)
Rating (1.13)
CategoryMedical  
Submitted Byclamtco
Corrected By mentalhead
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A patient was waiting for some results from his doctor. When the doctor arrives he says,
"I have some good news and some bad news which do you want first."
The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."



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