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| Joke ID | #7726 |
| Funny |    (2.12) |
| Rating |   (0.81) |
| Category | Animal |
| Submitted By | cubsfan1     |
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Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape -- that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture.
I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a houseplant. Tomorrow I may eat another.
