Take What You Want

Joke ID#7658
Funny (2.72)
Rating (0.69)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByZoe5639
Corrected By tsurt
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A woman hurries home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."

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