Take What You Want
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| Joke ID | #7658 |
| Funny |    (2.72) |
| Rating |   (0.69) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | Zoe5639  |
| Corrected By |
tsurt    |
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A woman hurries home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."
