Vanity Insanity
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| Joke ID | #6859 |
| Funny |    (2.21) |
| Rating |   (0.69) |
| Category | Religious |
| Submitted By | hottie69     |
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The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What is it, child?"
"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."
The priest turned, took a good look at the girl and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."
