Christmas Tree
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| Joke ID | #6771 |
| Funny |    (2.4) |
| Rating |   (2.5) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | kremen   |
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A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."
