Wooden Eye
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| Joke ID | #6749 |
| Funny |    (1.41) |
| Rating |   (1.14) |
| Category | Puns |
| Submitted By | ac3p1l07    |
| Corrected By |
Celanba    |
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When I was in high school I had a friend who had a wooden eye (this was a long time ago). He was very insecure about it. Come senior year he didn't have a date for the Prom. There was a beautiful girl he liked, but had a hairlip (this gave her an extreme lisp) we decided to set them up. He goes up to her and asks her out to the Prom. She said, "Oh, wouldn't I, wouldn't I?" and he said, "Hairlip, hairlip." and they never spoke again.
