Pancakes and Pizza


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Joke ID#606
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CategoryMedical  
Submitted ByGizzer
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"You have a very rare and extremely contagious condition," the doctor told his patient. "We're going to put you in an isolation unit, where you'll be on a diet of pancakes and pizza."

"Will pancakes and pizza cure my condition?"

"No," replied the doctor. "They're the only things we can slip under the door."



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