Get Her a Diamond, Idiot.
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| Joke ID | #5870 |
| Funny |    (1.49) |
| Rating |   (0.79) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | bird_luver    |
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What she says: Any ring is fine, as long as I have you.
What she's thinking: No diamond? How cheap! I'll make his life a living hell! I'll put poison in his coffee! I'll cut his brake lines!
Get her a diamond, idiot!!
