First Time on Airplane


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Joke ID#5645
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It was the little boy's first time on an airplane. He was so excited. When the airplane engines started, the little boy closed his eyes and counted to 100.

Then he opened his eyes and peered outside. Pointing, he said to the woman next to him, "See those tiny people down there? They are just like ants!"

The woman looked at what he was pointing and remarked, "They are ants. We haven't left the ground yet."



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