Serving Two Masters
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| Joke ID | #4768 |
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| Rating |   (0.85) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | MNMork2     |
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A Mormon acquaintance once pushed Mark Twain into an argument on the issue of polygamy. After long and tedious expositions justifying the practice, the Mormon demanded that Twain cite any passage of scripture expressly forbidding polygamy.
"Nothing easier," Twain replied. "No man can serve two masters."
