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| Joke ID | #4206 |
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| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | AnchMike     |
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For all of us who miss those great old tunes from the 60s and 70s, there's good news! Some of our old favorites have re-released their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate maturing audiences.
Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash"
Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker"
The Beatles - "I Get by with a Little Help from Depends"
Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"
The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"
The Temptations - "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"
Nancy Sinatra - "These Boots Aren't Made for Bunions"
Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
ABBA - "Denture Queen"
Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom"
Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"
