Sheriff or Veterinarian
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| Joke ID | #4094 |
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| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | Newf      |
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The sheriff of a small western town was also the town veterinarian. Late one night the phone rang, and his wife answered it.
"Is your husband there?" asked an agitated voice.
"Do you require my husband's services as a sheriff or as a veterinarian?" She asked.
"Both," came the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it."
