My Neighbor
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| Joke ID | #4000 |
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| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | AnchMike     |
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My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper.
I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will.
He said, "Will? What will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite."
