Simple Advice
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| Joke ID | #3878 |
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| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | AnchMike     |
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By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........
The article read:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freakin good I feel....
