Cheese Sandwich
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| Joke ID | #3838 |
| Funny |    (2.52) |
| Rating |   (2.47) |
| Category | Gross |
| Submitted By | undercover-ed    |
| Corrected By |
Celanba     |
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
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| Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 |
| Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 |
| Hand Job: $10.00 |
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Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
